Since then a number of people have asked me for fanzine articles, and I've uniformly failed to deliver them on time -- the editors have all had to proceed to publication without my article.
Suppose I were to finally get round to writing all these overdue articles, and assemble them into a new one-shot fanzine... what should it be entitled? Assuming, of course, that it's going to be another anagram of my name?
"Unprocessed Lag". Of course.