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Scientific Method [Nov. 22nd, 2007|11:45 pm]
Douglas Spencer
Over the course of this evening, a repeated series of trials have established to a high level of confidence that I'm incapable of doing the washing up without splashing hot water all over my front. To date my back has remained relatively dry, but results for my sides remain inconclusive.

Fortunately washing-up water is not as hot as water being drained from just-cooked pasta.

[User Picture]From: cyka
2007-11-23 12:25 am (UTC)
argh. i am with you on this. i am convinced it's a conspiracy. really.

the other thing i can't do is wash my face without water trickling down my sleeves, making me then have to change my shirt because water under my cuffs makes me squirm unpleasantly.
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[User Picture]From: ang_grrr
2007-11-23 07:15 am (UTC)
You need appropriate personal protective equipment
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[User Picture]From: frandowdsofa
2007-11-23 07:39 am (UTC)
Get a dishwasher, it's positioned at just the right height so that if you open it when it's full of hot steam it will scald your gonads. So much fun.
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[User Picture]From: julia_winolj
2007-11-24 11:14 am (UTC)
You have gonads?
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[User Picture]From: frandowdsofa
2007-11-24 11:22 am (UTC)
Not any more.
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