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Julia's breakthrough [Dec. 3rd, 2007|08:30 pm]
Douglas Spencer
Those of you who have slept with me in the past will have learnt to your cost that it's an experience which people aren't always eager to repeat.

Well, thanks to something very clever that julia_winolj has done, I can now report that all the former unpleasantness is now much reduced, and you can all be confident that you'll find sleeping with me to be rather less distressing. Pleasurable, even.

Assuming I've got my ... ummm .... special bedroom equipment with me.
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[User Picture]From: alex_holden
2007-12-03 08:42 pm (UTC)
Does this involve duct-taping a tennis ball to your back?
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[User Picture]From: stevegreen
2007-12-03 11:37 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't taping your balls to your back keep you awake?
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[User Picture]From: alex_holden
2007-12-04 07:34 am (UTC)
The idea is that you only snore when you sleep on your back so making it uncomfortable to do so forces you to sleep on your side.
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[User Picture]From: stevegreen
2007-12-04 07:46 am (UTC)
I was attempting (and onviously failing) to be humourous.

Incidentally, it's still possible to snore whilst on your side, just much rarer.
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[User Picture]From: alex_holden
2007-12-04 08:14 am (UTC)
Ah, erm, too early in the morning to fully appreciate ball gags...
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[User Picture]From: stevegreen
2007-12-04 08:35 am (UTC)
Ball gags? We'll be discussing gimp masks next.
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[User Picture]From: alex_holden
2007-12-04 08:52 am (UTC)
Dear me, what will the snoring specialists think of next?
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[User Picture]From: seph_hazard
2007-12-03 08:48 pm (UTC)
[laughs] It took me a moment to parse this!
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[User Picture]From: slovobooks
2007-12-03 08:54 pm (UTC)
Is it a Mandibular Advancement Device, by any chance? I've one of those, you know.
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[User Picture]From: stevegreen
2007-12-03 11:38 pm (UTC)
Use a CPAP myself.
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[User Picture]From: stevegreen
2007-12-03 11:36 pm (UTC)
CPAP?
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From: ex_the_major316
2007-12-03 11:38 pm (UTC)
Does this mean I can cancel the builders latest attempt at wall insulation?
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[User Picture]From: alexmc
2007-12-04 06:52 am (UTC)
I was planning on sound proofing the cellar to reduce the whirring noise from the machines down there but I suppose I could turn it into a spare bedroom for when DougS next visits :-)
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From: ex_the_major316
2007-12-04 07:36 am (UTC)
Call it the dungeon and he'll be happy for hours.


Just check that your foundations are free from vibration damage.
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