Mum: Does A F make a word? Me: No ... but you can have F A. Mum: I don't want F A. Me: It sounds like you haven't got F A.
Oh, how we laughed.
Also, my brother has added some lettering to the front and rear windows of his Ford Prefect:
In other news, almost a grand (€1200, converted to Sterling) has disappeared from my current account in a transaction I didn't authorise. The culprit is a company that's easy to Google (leading to page upon page of people complaining about fraud). So I've told the bank and had my card stopped, but it'll be a week before the new one arrives... and a week before they finish investigating and decide whether or not they'll reverse the transaction.