I've run out of bananas.
I went to Sainsbury's to buy assorted stuff, including bananas.
They were all bright green. All of them. You might think that the title-bar-background colour of my journal style is bright green, but that's just peanuts to today's Sainsbury's bananas.
So I've got apples instead. Seven of them. Which has confused me totally. It's been some considerable time since I've eaten an apple that isn't in a pie of some sort.
*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*