On the twelfth day of Christmas,
dougs sent to me...

Twelve conventions drumming
Eleven corsets piping
Ten contortionists a-leaping
Nine beards dancing
Eight slouches a-cooking
Seven computers a-writing
Six firewalls a-slouching
Five be-e-e-eeblebears
Four united perverts
Three douglas adams
Two sf cons
...and a slash in a rod of mastery.
In 2008,
dougs resolves to...

Connect with my inner fanfic.
Go to sproutlore every Sunday.
Take
andrewducker slouching.
Go to the united perverts every month.
Learn to play the consent.
Find a better daemongirl.
Go to sproutlore every Sunday.
Take

Go to the united perverts every month.
Learn to play the consent.
Find a better daemongirl.