D: These are very good croissants.
J: Rolled on the thighs of Cuban ladies, no doubt.
D: No, I only use the thighs of Cuban ladies on special occasions.
J: Are you saying that my occasions aren't special?
D: No, it's also subject to availability. I don't have any thighs of Cuban ladies to hand just now.
J: I think I'd rather have entire Cuban ladies, rather than just their thighs.
D: Indeed. You could make bigger croissants.