must... not... groan... (it only encourages him)

It has to be said that I never found them particularly funny, either. Too middle American.
ANd, you know, *Groand*

Edited at 2009-07-11 09:23 am (UTC)

*groan*

Oh, there was a joke there? Oh yes. I see it now.

It took me several readings (much like the Pseudo Names in Private Eye) before I managed to get the pronounciation right. But as a pun, I'm afraid it's hanging by a Fred.

Last night a Muslim and a white mouse with an eyepatch robbed a post office.

Police have described the suspects as Ahmed and Dangermouse.

Fantastic! This kind of thing is ideal for pisspoorhumour.

Thanks for the link -- done. Any negative feedback is your fault.

I require that joke to be taken out and shot!