||[Aug. 12th, 2009|07:20 pm]
It's my birthday soon -- I'll be 44 on September 27th. I'm thinking about holding a party here at home.|
Suppose I were to host a birthday party on Saturday September 26th in Bracknell, starting in mid-afternoon and going on until late...
I would be there.
I'd like to have been there but the date is impracticable
I'd like to have been there but the location is impracticable
I'd be interested in booking some of your rare and sought-after crash space
Here's the thing: no-one's touched the back garden for several years and it's full of unwanted plants seven feet high with stems an inch thick. I'll supply a small collection of tools (saws, forks, flamethrowers) so that we can prepare at least part of the garden sufficiently to stand a barbecue.
Work? -- Oh forget it then
Wo-hoo -- flamethrowers!
I'm very happy to come along and watch the others working
I've already told you that I can't be there you insensitive clod