- Me: "Please come and value my house."
Prospect: "When would you like?"
Me: "How about Thursday?"
Prospect: "Great. Now, are you looking to buy?"
Me: "No, not at all, nothing like that, I have no intention to buy another property at this time."
- Prospect: "Good afternoon, how are things?"
Me: "Things are great. This is my house -- what do you think?"
Prospect: "We think it's worth about £X."
- Prospect: *snail mail* "Further to our visit, we think your house is worth about £X."
- Prospect: *email* "Buy this completely different house here, it's lovely, only three times £X"
Now, see if you can guess which estate agent I won't be instructing when I come to sell.