I visited http://www.anagramsite.com/ and typed in "Douglas Spencer" and it was somehow fitting that I should find "Undergoes Scalp".
But then I read on.
"Upgrades Clones" and "Placed Surgeons" seemed to go well together.
I was so confused by "Deacon Splurges" that I totally missed the humourous potential in "Coed Ass Plunger".
You can't hit me to make me stop -- "No Spare Cudgels".
Gacked from moominmuppet to whom be all thanks