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Douglas Spencer
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There was a meme, a hundred things. flick did it, then scarlatti did it.

[ Name ] Douglas Spencer
[ Nicknames ] They've started calling me "Doggerel Spencer" in certain circles.
[ Screen name ] DougS, if it's available -- otherwise something random.
[ Birthday ] 27th September.
[ Age ] 37
[ Astrological sign? ] I'd have to check.
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Again, I'd have to check.
[ Location ] England -- about 40-50 miles west of London.
[ Sexual Preference ] Preferred.
[ Marital Status ] Widower.
[ Religion ] Christian. Nonconformist if pressed, URC on the paperwork.
[ Current Hair color/length ] Dark brown. Not terribly long.
[ Eye color... W/ & W/O contacts ] Brown. No contacts.
[ Height ] Five eleven. That's about 180 or so in foreign.
[ Weight ] I am a person of substance. I peturb the orbits of small asteroids.
[ Shoe size ] 10 or so -- 43 in foreign.
[ Parents still together? ] No. Dad was dragged meekly away by a colleague in 1984.
[ Siblings? ] Three brothers.
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] 2 of one and 3 of the other.
[ Kids of your own? ] Two adult stepchildren, one worthwhile and one not.
[ Grandkids? ] The worthless stepson is reported as having had children.
[ Pets? ] No.
[ In school/graduated? ] BA in Mathematics, 1988.
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] Owned.
[ What do you do for work? ] Computer network engineer.
[ How much do you make? ] Only the salary, alas.
[ Have any credit cards? ] I Have a debit card.
[ What do you drive? ] A Citroen C3.

Favourite
[ Colour ] It varies, usually green.
[ Number ] 0
[ Animal ] I'm not the big animal fan. Around the house? probably a cat.
[ Vehicle ] One like mine.
[ Flower ] You get different kinds?
[ Scent ] Her. Just afterwards.
[ Shape ] Her. Just before.
[ Drinks ] Coffee. Beer (bitter, not lager)
[ Soda ] Diet Coke.
[ Book ] At the moment, I'm revisting two by Jay Wiseman. I'm fickle.
[ Author ] I can't choose just one. Banksie, perhaps.
[ Band ] Sorry, I'm just not part of that subculture at all.
[ Song ] It varies. I go for lyrics rather than tunes, typically.

Do you...
[ Colour your hair? ] No.
[ Twirl your hair? ] No.
[ Have tattoos? ] No. Nor ever likely to either.
[ Piercings? ] No.
[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ] Sort of -- strange situation. Will know more later.
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] No.
[ Drink/Smoke? ] Yes/No.
[ Like roller coasters? ] Yes!
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] Closer to London, if I could afford it.
[ Want more piercings? ] Might sculpt my tongue one day (forked?), but without resident hardware.
[ Like cleaning? ] No. Ha ha ha. No.
[ Write in cursive or print? ] Print. Can't do joined up. Can't do much printed. Where's my keyboard?
[ Carry a donor card? ] Yes.
[ Swear a lot? ] No. Never, in fact, except in reported speech or if I'm using the specific word for word-play purposes.
[ Own a web cam? ] No.
[ Know how to drive? ] Yes.
[ Diet? ] Yes, successfully, once, in the very early 90s. Not since.
[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes.
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] Only to cook. I have been known to have a night's sleep with the laptop running on my lap.
[ Hablar Espanol? ] English, a bit of French, not much else. About eight words in any one of a dozen other languages.

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] No.
[ DUI? ] No.
[ Been in a wreck? ] No. Minor bump, certainly.
[ Been arrested? ] Yes.
[ Been in a fist fight? ] No.
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] No.
[ Stolen a car? ] No.
[ Stolen anything? ] Yes.
[ Held a gun? ] Only air rifles/air pistols/water pistols.
[ Smoked? ] Never.
[ Pot? ] No. But i have been in a room full of people on puff, and got a bit light-headed.
[ Crack? ] No.
[ Drink? ] Yes. Sometimes to excess.
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] No.
[ Considered a life of crime? ] No.
[ Considered being a hooker? ] No.
[ Cheated on someone? ] No.
[ Been married? ] Yes. Recommended.
[ Cried over a girl/boy? ] Yes.
[ Lied to someone? ] Yes. A really bad idea in retrospect.
[ Been in love? ] Yes.
[ Had sex outdoors? ] No.
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] Not necessarily in that order.
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] No.
[ Been rejected? ] Not by anyone who a) was significant and b) was someone I'd asked.
[ Been in lust? ] Yes. Got me into trouble, as I recall.
[ Used someone? ] I hope not.
[ Been used? ] Yes.
[ Been cheated on? ] Not that I know about.
[ Been kissed? ] Yes.
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] Yes.
[ Tried to kill yourself? ] No.
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