This one is at least believable.
How Will You Die?
This one? The closest of the possible results, I suppose -- they didn't have the right questions.
What Kind of Relationship is Right For You?
I was so nearly another card.
Which tarot card are you?
OK, so I'm square.
what kitchen utensil are YOU?
All those hours on my brother's SNES in Frankfurt weren't wasted, after all.
I am a hip critter. I showed up fasionably late with Super Mario World and have started launching your own career since then. In maybe 10-15 years, my popularity will rival Mario's. Not that I'm competing with him. He's my bud. I'm good at getting and keeping friends, and they value me for that. After all, who else would carry them on their back through ice, fire, and rain? Sometimes I think I'm taken for granted, but I know that my friends have my back. Of course they do. Who would screw over Yoshi?What Super Mario Bros character are you?
No surprises here:
How much of a freak are you?
We call it "Fish".
What Card Game Are You?